The Guardian's round-up of the latest transfer rumours is well worth a read if you have five spare minutes. Not because of the rumours themselves, but the slightly manic end of season edge to the article, which includes such gems as:
"Steve Bruce is planning to spend £5m making Alan Hutton a "permanent signing", in as much as anything can be said to be permanent in an endlessly revolving industry, and subject to the notion that human perception itself - or what Virginia Woolf called "moments of being" - is by its very nature shifting and ephemeral and experienced only through the solipsistic illusion of a fixed point of narrative consciousness."
Something to liven up your day a bit, anyway.
